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After 6 months of rumours, supposition and downright bonkersness, the long-awaited date of 12th September – the Apple fanatic’s Christmas – finally arrives. It’s KEYNOTE DAY!!! So we’ll be hearing all about the new iPhone 8, among other magical innovations. Such excite! If like most of the world you’re dying of anticipation you can pre-order the iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus here with us!
— Matt Montesano (@MattMontesano) September 12, 2017
Of course, the true believers will always find a way to plug into the revelations as they unfold at the new Steve Jobs Theater. The Apple TV; the Apple Watch… You at the back – do you have anything to share with the class?
Watching the apple keynote in class pic.twitter.com/jRdOtKYRJg
— nathan (@Nathan_Nope) September 12, 2017
The answer? THERE IS MUCH TO SHARE, SIR. More than you’d ever thought possible. There’s also an iPhone X; it’s real, and it’s magnificent.
— Davidxee (@Davidxee2) September 13, 2017
(We interrupt the celebrations to bring you a public safety message from Down Under, where the New South Wales police demonstrate an exemplary grasp of social media.)
— NSW Police (@nswpolice) September 12, 2017
Now, having paid close attention during those Sesame Street cartoons we think we’ve spotted a key detail. What is it about the last single digit that makes tech titans turn their faces away? Let us pause to pay tribute to the Forgotten Nines.
— The Viral Fever (@TheViralFever) September 13, 2017
But now is not the hour to look back, our friends. It’s the time to gaze into an iPhone with a body of glass at back and front, seemingly from here to infinity! It charges as if by witchcraft! It can unlock a kingdom of delights using your own face as the key! And its naming is rich with significance, just as the prophets forsaw it.
— SHAZAM!⚡ (@AdilKhanRatyal) September 12, 2017
While most of us are downright hooting with glee at Apple’s new facial recognition technology, there will always be those who view it merely as an opportunity to vaguetweet. U ok hun?
Apple’s new face Id is great but I’m wondering that how it will work for two faced people… #iphoneX — feeling thoughtful
— MK Menaria (@DesiInTown) September 13, 2017
… while WWE Superstar John Cena has more understandable misgivings (and if you get this one, congratulations – you just graduated from the School of Thuganomics with a First).
— John Cena (@JohnCena) September 12, 2017
But the rest of us devotees are entranced, tbh.
People reaction to the new iPhone pic.twitter.com/mXK85hZr3u
— Masterbuilder 164 (@RealMB164) September 13, 2017
You won’t be able to scamper off for the iPhone X until November. Until then, here’s a reminder not to be this guy. Remember, it’s ‘TEN’.
— Kenyah McIntosh (@TinyOceanCloud) September 13, 2017